Sure, a date night out is a totally solid choice for celebrating, say, your anniversary. But, what if you spice things up a little this year with a naughty gift? We’re talking about something that’s both nice and naughty — yes, a super sexy gift that he’ll absolutely love (and maybe not be expecting). And here’s the thing: Whatever you choose from our list will be pretty fun for you, too. Think of it as a win-win.
To help you out we’ve compiled a stellar list of naughty gifts that you both can enjoy, from cutting edge new sex toys to sexy recipe (and yes, coloring) books to erotic games.
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Cobra Libre II
Splurge on your man with a toy that will blow his mind. The Cobra Libre II masturbation sleeve has two quiet motors that provide eleven (!) vibration patterns. It’s also waterproof -- perfect for his alone time in the shower. And here's something else to love: It makes hand jobs less work for you. Price: $129.98More info
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Fifty Shades of Grey Remote Control Egg
Remote control vibes are really gifts for both of you. Slip the egg inside your vagina and hand him the wireless remote. He can control the vibrations from across the room or across the dance floor. The luxurious Fifty Shades of Grey Relentless Vibe is made of silky silicone and it's waterproof. Its four vibration patterns and three speed levels will help him drive you crazy with pleasure. Price: $69.99More info
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Lust Have Recipes Cookbook
Food is sensual and sexy as hell. Heat things up in the kitchen with Lust Have Recipes , a cookbook by C. Nzingha Smith. She pairs each aphrodisiac recipe with erotic poetry and sex tips. Start your first course with stuffed strawberries and dig deep into Jerk Off Lamb Chops for your main course. (Check out more sexy cookbooks we love for more inspiration.) Price: $5.99
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Oil of Love from Kama Sutra
Get him hotter with flavored Kama Sutra’s Oil of Love . Dab the water-based “oil” and his body. A light blow warms up the oil and makes him tingle. Flavors like raspberry kiss and forbidden apple will make him taste like your private dessert bar. Price: $11.24
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Sex Positions Coloring Book
Science says coloring books help you relax, but what about naughty coloring books? Not only will the Sex Positions Coloring Book give you some playtime inspiration, it’s sure to lead to some very exciting quality time with your man. Price: $11.58More info
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Strip Bedroom Blackjack Sex Card Game
Who has time for strip poker after a long day of work and parenting? Make disrobing fun (and faster) by playing Strip Bedroom Blackjack instead. Cards offer suggestions such as “Spank your partner lightly” as well as new sex positions to add to your repertoire. Price: $9.29More info
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The Big Book of Orgasms
Bedtime stories have never been so erotic. The shorts from The Big Book of Orgasms: 69 Sexy Stories edited by Rachel Kramer Bussel are steamy. Take turns reading them aloud to each other and then reenact them in your own bed. Price: $49More info
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Ultimate Roll Bedroom Sex Dice
Just because sex dice are a classic doesn’t mean they’re boring. They’ve gotten even steamier. These Ultimate Roll Bedroom Sex Dice come with four. A quick toss will give you suggestions for foreplay, props, oral sex ideas, and positions for intercourse. Everyone wins with sex dice. Price: $8.89More info
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Dirty Dates: Erotic Fantasies for Couples
Ready for a hot book club for two? Dirty Dates: Erotic Fantasies for Couples has plenty of stories to inspire your next date night out--or in. Dive in and get dirty. Price: $12.29
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I Dare You Cards
Your classic teenage game has grown up. Susie Bright’s I Dare You box contains 30 sealed envelopes. Some dares are funny while others will heat up the bedroom. Price: $15More info
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Intimate Shaving Kit with stencils
Manscaping has never been easier with Swan All in One Int imate Shaving K it . The kit comes with four attachments so he can trim all those hard to reach spots and make his manhood presentable. Adventurous guys can use the included stencils for a unique look downstairs. Price: $39.95More info
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MeUndies
Add some pizazz to your guy’s underwear drawer with a subscription MeUndies . Choose from boxer briefs, trunks, traditional boxers, and briefs in a rainbow of colors and cheeky designs. He’ll have as much fun wearing them as you will taking them off. Extra credit: They offer undies for ladies too. Price: $16/monthMore info
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Mood Pleasure For Him Sampler
With five different bottles for every occasion, you won’t go wrong with the Doc Johnson Mood Pleasure for Him pack . Stroke It Right cream is perfect for solo play while you can join the fun with BJ Blast cream. Price: $17.83More info
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Naughty Knots Book
A good boy scout knows his knots. A naughty boy scout puts those knots to good use with a little help from Naughty Knots: Light Bondage and Bedroom Tricks by Potter Gift. Price: $14.39More info
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#NSFW Totally Naughty Coloring Book
Coloring books can’t get any more adult than #NSFW Totally Naughty Coloring Book edited by Lady Cheeky. Throw in a pack of flesh toned color pencils for some exciting couple time with your man. Price: $26.65More info
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Laid P.2 Silicone Ring
Gentle pressure on your guy’s prostate or p-spot will make his eyes roll back in pleasure. The Laid P.2 Silicone Ring will give him a fuller erection while the specially designed tip will give hims p-spot an extra, satisfying push with each thrust. Price: $57.40More info
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Penis Pokey Activity Book
This is no child’s activity book. Each page has a large die-cut hole in the center so your guy can put his penis in fun situations. Penis Pokey Activity Book will turn his manhood into a banana, a hot dog, or a sea serpent. While he’s hanging around, use the accompanying pen to connect dots and escape the mazes. Price: $13.09More info
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Play Pens Edible Body Paints
Let your guy channel his inner Bob Ross with this set of fruit flavored edible body paint pens . The fun really begins after he finishes painting. Price: $16.97More info
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Position of the Day Expert Playing Cards
Stroke more than his ego when you gift him with Position of the Day Expert Playing Cards . Draw a card a week and try advanced positions that will benefit both of you. Price: $7More info
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Silk Bondage Rope
A high quality silk love rope is the perfect companion to the Naughty Knots book. Ten feet of soft rope gives you plenty of room to experiment and also comes with a rope bondage guide.
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Sqweel XT
Sqweel XT for Men is an innovated silicone toy that will benefit both you and your man. When used a generous amount of water based lube , the inner ring of tongues rotates around his shaft and bring him to ecstasy. Price: $60.99More info
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Sexy Male Dancer Tux Kit
Reward your guy for sitting through Magic Mike with you with this tux-style collar and cuff set . Make sure you applaud and tuck a few bills in his undies to make him feel like a movie star. Price: $8.95More info
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Vibrating Prostate Massager
For the adventurous man, a vibrating prostate massager will blow his mind. This curved, 2-speed vibe is perfect for beginners in p-spot play. Price: $14.99More info
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Foreplay in a Row Game
This twist on the classic four-in-a-row game might require a little more strategy. In Foreplay in a Row , the first person to get four chips in a row receives the action printed on the winning chips. Now to figure out if you’d rather play “Spank Bottom” or “Lick Nipples” to seal the deal... Price: $16.99More info Photo: Amazon
Tickle His Pickle
Before you wrap up Dr. Sadie Allison’s Tickle His Pickle , make sure to read the fun instruction manual first. Personalize the book by writing notes to your husband like “Let’s try this move tonight” or “Are you game?” next to sizzling positions or illustrations you want to try. Price: $14.95More info Photo: Dr. Sadie Allison
Black Leather Grommet C-Ring
Everything looks sexy in leather and his shaft is no exception. This adjustable Black Leather Grommet C-Ring wraps around the base of his penis to intensify sensation. Plus, he’ll stay at attention longer to make sure you get your orgasm, too! Price: $10.19More info Photo: Good Vibes
Ela Vibrating Ring
Ready to graduate from a basic C-ring? Try the elegant, waterproof Ela Vibrating Ring which is available in three different colors. With five different settings, this rechargeable ring will intensify his erection while its vibrations will make you gasp in delight. Price: $59More info Photo: Babeland
Good Head Oral Delight Gel
I know it’s not every woman’s favorite bedroom activity, but it’s a great way to show your appreciation for all he does. Just a dab of the flavored Good Head Oral Delight Gel on the back of your tongue will make your job easier. He’ll think you’re an oral rock star! $10.54More info Photo: Doc Johnson
Slippery Stuff Gel Lube
Always be prepared with a bottle of Slippery Stuff Gel Lubricant . Whether he’s playing solo or with you, a little of this water based, glycerin-free lube goes a long way. Once he experiences its silky feel, he’ll never steal your bottle of fancy lotion again. Price: $18.09More info Photo: Wallace O'Farrell
Tenga Easy Beat Egg
These new, innovative single-use masturbators give a new meaning to egg beaters. Available in a dozen different textures, Tenga Easy Beat Eggs are highly stretchable sleeves that are sure to make him smile. Slip one into his suitcase before he travels for business or use it when you’re not in the mood but still want to “help.” Even better, turn the egg inside out and slip onto your favorite massage wand for some "you" time. Price: $31.34More info Photo: Amazon