When I was a kid, I had a doll with a hole on the ring finger of her left hand (the message: “She’s ready to get engaged!”). That’s not the kind of message I’d want my daughter to get from her toys. But after discovering these playthings, that doll doesn’t seem so bad. Here, the worst toys ever invented:
8 All-Time Worst Toys Ever
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Play Time Uterus
Some toy executive somewhere thought this was a great idea, but it's not. Nothing screams, "Worst gift ever" like giving your kid an anatomically correct stuffed uterus.
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Barbie Happy Family With Pregnant Midge
She’s Barbie’s bestie, a married gal named Midge who’s pregnant with her second kid. She’s also a little too real looking for most parents.
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Lalaloopsy Baby's Diaper Surprise
Press her belly and Lalaloopsy will give you a surprise in her diaper. Now the only question is when is Lalaloopsy going to learn to use the toilet? She's certainly old enough.
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Barbie Growing Up Skipper Doll
With the twist of an arm, literally, Skipper goes from girl to teen. She also goes from flat chested to an estimated DD Cup. The original came out in 1974 so she’s only available as a collector’s piece, but she is available just in case your kid wants a doll that closely resembles a stripper.
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E.T. Finger Light
E.T. may use this finger light to phone home, but this finger light happens to look incredibly phallic. And while you can't buy this gem of a toy new in the stores anymore, it's available on Ebay.
Photo: Flickr/KevstaarDesign
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Narwhal Play Set With Animals to Impale
This play set comes with not one, but three animals for the narwhal to impale. Think of all the fun your kid could have with this totally inappropriate toy!
Photo: Flickr/lunalaguna
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The Avenging Unicorn
Kids love unicorns, except when that unicorn can kill them with their horn. You can’t buy this impaling unicorn in stores, but you can buy it on Ebay.
Photo: Flickr/Dennis Duszynski
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Breaking Bad Dolls
Who doesn't want their children to play with toys based on a TV show about a guy who makes crystal meth? A lot of people, that's who. In October, Toys R Us pulled all the Breaking Bad toys after thousands of people signed a petition started by a Florida mom who claimed that the toys glamorized drug use.
Photo: MezcoToyz
