My kids are the most adorable things on earth … but seriously — SERIOUSLY — why do they have to freak out over absolutely nothing sometimes?! There aren’t any raisins in my daughter’s cereal (sob); I won’t let my 1-year-old stand on the table (oh, the injustice)! It’s true. Kids cry for no logical reason whatsoever. Whether they’re mad at me for taking away the scissors or bawling because the chicken is too “chicken-y”, my kids are masters of this melodramatic art.
Nobody wants to see their kids in pain, but if I can salvage just a tiny bit of my sanity during one of these frustration-fueled outbursts, I will do whatever it takes. Maybe it’s a wee bit heartless to take a step back and snap a photo or two, but it’s a pretty fun way to cope with the completely absurd, ridiculous, and hilarious reasons my kids have totally lost their sh*t.
We’ve compiled a stellar round-up, so check out some of the all-time best photos of kids crying for no reason at all.
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Kids Crying for No Reason at All
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Reason #1
Because I told him he couldn't play with scissors.
Photo: Facebook/Chralene Odell
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Reason #2
Because the bubbles were touching him.
Photo: Facebook/Brittney Lynn Buckner
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Reason #3
Because she wanted more cheese, and I gave it to her.
Photo: Facebook/Brooke Guido
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Reason #4
Because I wouldn't let her slap me in the face with my iPhone.
Photo: Facebook/Mommy Shorts
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Reason #5
Because there were no more eggs for breakfast.
Photo: Facebook/Emma Björkman
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Reason #6
Because I wouldn't let him drink chocolate syrup out of the bottle.
Photo: Facebook/Mommy Shorts
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Reason #7
Because I wouldn't let her lick the remote.
Photo: Facebook/Hannah Claiborne
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Reason #8
Because I took a shower without him.
Photo: Facebook/Mommy Shorts
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Reason #9
Because I wouldn't let her fall head first off the couch.
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Reason #10
Because the dog was in the way while he was trying to push the chair.
Photo: Pinterest
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Reason #11
Because I wouldn't let her play with a bag of dog poop.
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Reason #12
Because he didn't want to go (even though we repeatedly told him we were not going anywhere).
Photo: Reasons My Son Is Crying
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Reason #13
Because he met Bill Murray.
Photo: Reasons My Son Is Crying
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Reason #14
Because I asked her if she wanted a banana.
Photo: Facebook/Aaron Diana Delatre
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Reason #15
I wouldn't let him crawl into a 400°F oven.
Photo: Pinterest
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Reason #16
Because I wouldn't let her bite her sister and take the toy from her sister.
Photo: Facebook/Amanda Henderson
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Reason #17
Because I wouldn't let him steal my blanket off my body.
Photo: Facebook/Amber Menke
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Reason #18
Because I wouldn't let him have another piece of asparagus while his mouth was full.
Photo: Facebook/Anne Michelle Taylor
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Reason #19
Because our black lab kissed her.
Photo: Facebook/April Olson
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Reason #20
Because I couldn't put this doll's dress on him.
Photo: Facebook/Becki Harrington
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Reason #21
Because he did not want to sit in a high chair at the restaurant.
Photo: Facebook/Chloe Frazier
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Reason #22
Because I told him to stop flicking the light switch on and off.
Photo: Facebook/Destinee Redman
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Reason #23
Because I wouldn't let him have all of his advent calendar chocolates.
Photo: Facebook/Hannah Louise Knowles
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Reason #24
Because I wouldn't hold him while I was pooping.
Photo: Facebook/Heather Alvarez
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Reason #25
Because I didn't let her touch a hot light bulb.
Photo: Facebook/Heather Jabin
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Reason #26
Because she dropped the cookie she was eating.
Photo: Facebook/Heidee J Gocken
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Reason #27
Because I said she was beautiful.
Photo: Facebook/Iva Kristine Owens
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Reason #28
Because I asked if he wanted more breakfast.
Photo: Facebook/Jaimie Joyce
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Reason #29
Because he was forced to sit on a stranger's lap.
Photo: Facebook/James Keffer
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Reason #30
Because I walked up the stairs.
Photo: Facebook/Jason Swetland
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Reason #31
Because I wanted to take her picture.
Photo: Facebook/Jessica Altizer Arthur
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Reason #32
Because I took the remote away.
Photo: Facebook/Jessica Dunbar
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Reason #33
Because his hands got wrinkled in the shower.
Photo: Facebook/Jessica Hernandez
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Reason #34
Because I wouldn't let her unfold the clean laundry.
Photo: Facebook/Jessica Lagestee Gaiser
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Reason #35
Because I turned Doc McStuffins off (not the fact she got her potty ring stuck on her head).
Photo: Facebook/Kelsey DeAnn
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Reason #36
Because I wouldn't let him eat the leaf.
Photo: Facebook/Kruti Patel
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Reason #37
Because I pulled his ice cream wrapper down.
Photo: Facebook/Laura Vaquera
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Reason #38
Because I stopping brushing his teeth. He wanted me to keep brushing.
Photo: Facebook/Lauren Walters
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Reason #39
Because I said "all gone" after he finished his last spoonful of mashed potatoes.
Photo: Facebook/Lucy Megan
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Reason #40
Because I wouldn't let her eat the towel.
Photo: Facebook/Mackenzie Etue
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Reason #41
Because I wouldn't let him lick the trash can.
Photo: Facebook/ Madie Nicole Duran Chavez
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Reason #42
Because I wouldn't let him bite my nose.
Photo: Facebook/Megan Kane
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Reason #43
Because I wouldn't let him wear his new Batman shoes in the pool.
Photo: Facebook/Melissa McLaughlin
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Reason #44
Because I walked two feet away from her.
Photo: Facebook/Rachel Garrett
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Reason #45
Because he can't wear three socks.
Photo: Facebook/Rachel Harding
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Reason #46
Because I wouldn't let him have coffee at 9 p.m.
Photo: Facebook/Rachel Workman
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Reason #47
Because he wouldn't get his hair cut even after being offered a sucker so we left and I ate the sucker in front of him.
Photo: Facebook/Rochelle Green
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Reason #48
Because we brought him outside to play in the leaves.
Photo: Facebook/Samantha Sickorez
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Reason #49
Because he's not allowed to eat a shell.
Photo: Facebook/Sara Weston
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Reason #50
Because he couldn't ride the vacuum.
Photo: Facebook/Sarah Gibson
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Reason #51
Because I wouldn't let her eat a flower.
Photo: Facebook/Sarah McCarthy
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Reason #52
Because his hands were sticky.
Photo: Facebook/Savannah Langdon
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Reason #53
Because it wasn't a football game.
Photo: Facebook/Tiffanie Beard
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Reason #54
Because he was told he couldn't be in the trash can.
Photo: Facebook/Will Hightower
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Reason #55
Because he finished his chicken nuggets. I offered to get him more.
Photo: Reasons My Son Is Crying
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Reason #56
Because someone ate all the muffins (it was him).
Photo: Reasons My Son is Crying
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Reason #57
Because he wasn't allowed to electrocute himself.
Photo: Reasons My Son is Crying
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Reason #58
Because he realized halfway through lunch, he wanted chicken nuggets, not pizza.
Photo: Facebook/Mommy Shorts
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Reason #59
Because I told her she can't marry daddy (or her brother).
Photo: Reasons My Son is Crying
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Reason #60
Because we sang the Happy Birthday song to him.
Photo: Reasons My Son is Crying
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Reason #61
Because he couldn't find the red balloon he asked me to throw to him.
Photo: Reasons My Son is Crying
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Reason #62
Because we said she couldn't have more bacon.
Photo: Reasons My Son is Crying
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Reason #63
Because we wouldn't let him lick the dog.
Photo: Reasons My Son is Crying
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Reason #64
Because I wouldn't let her eat the fly swatter.
Photo: Reasons My Son is Crying
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Reason #65
He didn't want to share his leg hole.
Photo: Reasons My Son is Crying
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Reason #66
Because I told him to say "hi" instead of "meow."
Photo: Facebook/Mommy Shorts
