The Public Chat
What it means: They are in public, so Mom is about to threat-whisper so as to not make a scene. This is scarier than actually getting yelled at.
Not. Working.
What it means: Mom’s a pro at IDGAF and the kid rolling on the floor right now having a tantrum is having zero effect on her.
Nope
What it means: So not getting involved in this one. Go talk to your father.
Done
What it means: She gives up. Permission to do as you wish.
OMG RUN, CHILD, RUUUUUUN!
What it means: You better be fast on your feet, kid. SO VERY FAST.
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Illustrations: Ana Preciado