G is for Griping, the official summer sport of children
H is for Hardship that your children claim when you force them to play outside
I is for Ice Cream, appropriate at every summer meal (waffles and ice cream, corndogs and ice cream, tacos and ice cream, ice cream and ice cream, in conclusion, ice cream)
J is for Jun-ly, the term for what happens when June slides into July and you hardly notice because time no longer has meaning
K is for Kites that you have given to the tree gods who wear them like statement jewelry
