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#8: Move it, people. Mama needs to get her latte on.
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5. Your kid will go her entire life never pooping between 4 and 5 p.m. until you book her very…
#13. A kid will end up naked where nakedness isn’t supposed to happen.
#19. Only 75 days until the first day of school.
#6. Morning showers are not an option. This is why sinks and washcloths were invented.
#12. As you pour their drinks, you will suggest they either tell you what they want or make something theirdamnselves.
#4. If one more person comments on my breastfeeding I will cut a b...tch.
#8. It is possible to grow a coral reef of spit-out toothpaste on the faucet so thick you need a…
#12. Is this chocolate or poop? IS THIS CHOCOLATE OR POOP?
#8. Toddlers won’t eat BBQ sauce but they have no problem using it as finger paint to draw self-portraits on…
