I've been a mom for almost a decade and I still don't understand how it works.
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When the seasons change, I want my wardrobe to change as well. I generally have high hopes, meaning, I wistfully…
Stop. Just stop.
It’s a running joke that basic bitches love fall because they get to swap out their seasonal wardrobes, break out…
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Motherhood is a universal drill sergeant; relentless, hardcore, and physically demanding. She doesn’t care who your daddy is or how…
This may come as a surprise to you, but almost everyone sucks at parenting. Yes, even (and most often) the…
God, grant me the patience to endure my blessings. This sums up every single experience I’ve had as a mother…
Childbirth, combined with surviving colic and teething, seems to have armored me with a*shole-retardant shielding.
I’ve been accused of having a touch of OCD when it comes to cleanliness and order, and I don’t deny…
I need all the help I can get, but I'm really too busy to get it.
